So your weight loss is ticking along nicely. The emotional eating is under control and then, BAM!
The Voice in your head convinces you to eat some chocolate, after all… you’ve been so “good” with your diet, right?
Of course, four blocks of chocolate, a pizza and one (half frozen) cherry danish later, you sit alone, dazed and confused…
WHY DO YOU KEEP SABOTAGING YOUR WEIGHT LOSS SUCCESS?!
Here’s 5 ways you can keep yourself miserable…
1. Stay hooked on the chase.
You get a rush from signing up for the newest, hottest weight loss gig. This one promises you’ll lose 14 kilos overnight, so it has to be good, right? After all, “they” wouldn’t lie to you. It’s backed up by research. They’ve done case studies…. Yeah, keep throwing your money at these people. That’s sure to work.
2. Get it perfect
Yes. This is definitely most important. Your diet has to be absolutely perfect or it will fail (read: you’re a failure). You must never eat anything that is not a part of your “meal plan” and you’re daily intake of calories, points, carbohydrates and fat grams must be perfectly balanced every.single.time. If you screw it up, you should binge on Krispy Kremes until next Monday, which brings me to my next point…
3. Start a new diet every Monday
This is the best idea you’ve ever had! Next Monday you’ll give up chocolate forever, empty your soda bottles down the sink and magically never crave sugar again! Of course this means you should devour the world’s supply of sugary, salty, snaky things post haste! Don’t worry about the extra 5 kilos you’ll gain. You’ll drop those when you start your magical new diet next week because…
4. Replace all your meals with Meal Replacement Shakes
What a sucker you’ve been, eating real food when you could have been sipping grey, watery, nutritionally depleted, disgusting tasting meal replacement shakes. This is definitely the answer you’ve been Googling for! Plus, it’s so much fun to drink a totally unsatisfying shake when all your friends are eating a delicious Quinoa Pumpkin Salad with Roasted Chickpeas, or Berry Breakfast in a Jar. Yeah, drink your meal replacement slush. That won’t make you look weird at all.
5. Listen to what everybody else has to say about you and your body
Definitely don’t think for yourself. Listen to what the diet industry tells you to eat, listen to what the latest fad diet tells you to eat but NEVER listen to what your BODY tells you to eat. After all, what do you know? How can you possibly know what to put in your mouth unless someone tells you? Listening to your own body is not a sustainable plan. Never do it.
Here’s the facts, if you want a sure-fire way to send yourself into a week-long eating frenzy, just tell yourself you’ll start a diet “next Monday”. I promise you’ll be hitting the nearest Krispy Kreme counter in fifteen seconds flat.
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Until next week, when we’ll all be drinking ourselves slim! Woo hoo!
Here’s to Ditching the Diet!