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5 WAYS TO BEAT STRESS EATING

February 12th, 2018 | no comments

5 Ways to Beat Stress Eating ____________________   Are you a stress eater? Because if you’re one of those b*tches who gets their zen on when while the rest of us are shoving pizza in our mouths, then please leave now. You are not welcome…

I Still Binge

February 6th, 2018 | no comments

I Still Binge ____________________   The weirdest thing happens when you become an adult…   One minute you’re a care-free teen, watching movies, kissing boys and eating way too much fried food; to being an adult. That’s it. No more fun for you. No more…

The Gift Of Not Giving A Sh*t

January 30th, 2018 | no comments

Already wishing you could get a ‘do-over’ for 2018? ____________________ Let’s talk about the gift of not giving a sh*t.   I didn’t write any resolutions this year. Instead, I gave myself a gift…the gift of not giving a sh*t. What is the gift of…

I’m So Tired Of Trying

January 23rd, 2018 | no comments

I’m So Tired Of Trying ____________________   Today I’m really tired and I just want to eat chocolate. Or cake. Or cake smooshed into chocolate. I’m not fussy. Basically, I want to stop feeling what I’m feeling and eating seems like the perfect solution. But…

How I Stopped Sabotaging With Food

January 14th, 2018 | no comments

How I Stopped Sabotaging With Food ____________________   If I ever find myself tempted to eat one more cookie (okay, maybe a whole packet more) than I originally intended (anyone? anyone?) I know I’m resisting something. There’s SOMETHING going on that I’m not wanting to…