After a long day at the office.
Nah! Just messing with ya!
Well, this IS my face. And I DID have a long day at the office. But this is definitely NOT how I look every day!
I promised you an epic surprise and and an epic surprise you shall have, but first…
Did you eat your entire body weight in chocolate this halloween?
Or maybe you didn’t celebrate halloween, but you STILL managed to scarf down enough candy to put a small Cadbury’s factory out of business.
Here’s the thing… sugar is EIGHT TIMES MORE ADDICTIVE THAN COCAINE (does that make us addicts? hmmm…) So the next time you’re in need of a “hit”, here’s some things you can do…
This is not normal
Clawing your way through the day like a rabid squirrel is not normal. Craving sweets so bad that you would sell your first born child to get some is not normal. Only feeling happy when you’re eating cookies, candy, chocolate, cake? Nope. Still not normal. No amount of “white knuckling” it will get you over the hump. Sugar addiction is real and thinking you can beat this alone is just cherry pie in the sky thinking. So how do you do it? Haha! This is where my BIG SURPRISE comes in! Shhhh… it’s nearly time to let the (post-halloween) cat out the bag. KEEP READING…
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I know, I know, you’ve heard it all before… Throw out the junk food and replace it with healthy food, right? Well if you know it, then why haven’t you done it? If you’re not doing it, then you don’t really know it. Things only become real to us once we can associate an experience with them. To know you should not bring choc chip cookies into the house “for the kids” is one thing, but to actually leave them on the shelf at the supermarket is an entirely different kind of “knowing”. Fill your kitch with fresh fruits, dried fruit, nuts for protein power and healthy fats like avocado and coconut yoghurt. It’s okay… don’t run screaming, “fat” is not a dirty word, I promise you. Fat is what will keep you feeling full (not to mention sane) as you boot those sweet refined nasties out the door!
It’s not legit to restrict
It’s time to give up the “all or nothing” attitude of dieting. You are human, not a robot. It’s okay to eat some chocolate or cookies if you really want them. I make my own crazy delicious healthy dark chocolate and if I come face to face with a craving the size of a chocolate coated iceberg, I take out a piece of my chocolate, ceremoniously place it on my favourite little plate, add some healthy nuts or dried fruit, sink into a comfy chair with my green tea and thoroughly enjoy my slice of chocolate heaven. If I’m going to eat it, I make sure I enjoy it. It’s my time. It’s sacred. And when that chocolate hits my tongue all other problems melt away. It’s not healthy to restrict or deprive yourself of things you love. And it’s essential to beating the binge.
And now for my EPIC SURPRISE!
You know you want to dial down the sugar but saying farewell to your nightly chocolate + TV routine makes you want to cry a never ending ocean of tears?
I have the solution!
The Big Sugar Detox has had a makeover that would make the sassiest Hollywood movie star jealous!
It’s BIGGER, BRIGHTER and BOLDER than ever before! Exactly what kind of awesomeness are we talking here?
I’m talkin’ ’bout 21 DAYS OF STEP BY STEP:
- aaaand loads of SURPRISE BONUSES!
But look at me, all excited and forgetting to tell you how to find out more 😉
Well, that’s because Angelina Jolie is still taking The Big Sugar Detox for a test run and she won’t be done with it until next week so keep an eye on your inbox… all the sweet little details will be revealed next week!
Excited much? You totally should be!